Do you remember "Into the Blue"? Jessica Alba and Paul Walker go treasure hunting? Well I do, cause I own it. Not because it's a good movie, but because I have a huge thing for Jessica. Well my theory is that Fool's Gold is a remake of that movie.
Hear me out. In basic theory, 2 hot people looking for treasure with dangers abound. In ITB, Jessica was the TNA, Paul was the brains. In FG, Matthew McConaughey is the ANA (Abs and Ass), and Kate Hudson is the brains. A little role reversal, but similar enough.
So treasure. It's never easy to get. In this one, its some uber epic Spanish Armada lost in the Floridaish area. They search for it, rappers shoot at them, Ray Winstone does his best to do a Southern accent and fails miserably, and the abuse the Matt's good at sex jokes. Like red headed step child abused. It was funny once, it was humorous twice, it was annoying thrice, ridiculous fourth.
My favorite thing was seeing Malcom Jamal Warner (Cosby Show's Eddie) as a fat Jamaican. He was KeyLoLo's goon. That and there was a hot chick in skimpy outfits. That was this movie's appeal.
I'll be honest, I have forgotten the rest of this movie. I don't know what was funny, but I know it was all lame. Sorry, but this is all you're getting. I give it the same meh I gave Into the Blue.
Date: 2.25.08
Cost: $8.00
Running Time: 113 minutes
Companions: Page O'Hara
Anticipated Spot on the 100: 60
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